you can fix the online problems with a USB-to-ethernet adapter on the dock

also you can walk into basically any bank and ask for a roll of quaters

Woo! Let’s make this artificial biome that much more inhospitable for the very creatures that build and live in it!

We must imagine Sisyphus fucking miserable! Ants in an anthill made of broken glass and depleted lion batteries!

this comment makes me wish for a Carrington Event in the 21st century