Hmm, I have some questions to ask myself seemingly

That’s all of the bones of an human adult. Yeah, I’m sure absolutely all of them were necessary.

Are you trying to imply they gave it a dick? If so they don’t have bones in them.

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I’m probably a nightmare to get hold of at a moment’s notice – and should never, ever be someone’s In Case of Emergency, much to my partner’s chagrin.

Any phone will allow you to still receive notifications for select contacts or numbers that call repeatedly in a given time frame with DND on so she’s chosen to not be directly contactable by her partner or be his emergency contact. I would be offended by that if I was in his shoes, especially considering they have two young children.

There truly is an XKCD for everything

I agree with the sentiment of this article and warranted suspicion of connected cameras but its weird that the writer just jumps to food delivery apps part way through and then straight back to doorbell cameras.

Also, what’s this part supposed to mean?

…images that have been forwarded so many times they have the weary sheen of photocopies.

The number of times a digital image is forwarded won’t affect it’s appearance.