It’s capital all the way down, man.

The gamecube had an expansion port

Three ports, actually. One for network, one for the GBA player, and one that wasn’t used as far as I can recall.

and a handle.

Not totally useless!

Just imagine the possumbilities!

I doubt this will hold up now that they’re owned by Walmart, but I’ve gotten exactly zero ads on Vizio panels since I first bought one in 2017. I have two at the moment and they’re both effectively dumb displays with no network access.