They might care when their os showing the same problems it did 30 years ago

Yeah, probably not. But the idea that Windows won because of how great it was just doesn’t hold up

I don’t think you remember how insanely terrible Windows was in the 90s.

Nah, I have worked in IT education and in helpdesk. Average user doesn’t have a better time getting into Microsoft products, it’s not easier for them than FOSS. The reason for Windows domination is Microsoft spending money and lobbying power to put it in front of every user.

Well, “update and shutdown” button is a button, it also doesn’t press itself. I hope you’re being intentionally obtuse, at least this way someone is having fun

Then how do you know that the magic spell I gave you doesn’t do it “automatically”? Either you’re lying and you actually a programmer, since we know you need to be a programmer to be able to read, or you somehow figured out how to read it without being one, but that would be crazy, absolutely crazy.
Anyway, if for some reason you need your system to decide when to update and reboot, there is an easily googlable setting for it, and if you just need to emulate window’s “update and shutdown” button, I gave you it for my preferred Linux distribution, and it’s not more complicated on all the other ones.

yay --noconfirm && poweroff

That I get. I am struggling to understand what device you need to have so installing Telegram is more complicated than installing WhatsApp

What on earth are you using instead of phones?

none of the clients seem to work on my phone

Hm, first time I hear that one to be honest.