If I am, where can I input rosebud and get more money??

The dodge caravan was my teenage car. I loved it. Big. Ugly. No one wanted to drive with me and that was perfect because they also would have tried smoking in the car and I’d have broken out in hives. I miss you, dodge caravan.

Maybe she’ll get the help she needs then, without humans being weird! Hopefully!

“I need help” was one of the earliest things mom taught me to say to other people.

Of course people mocking one for needing help/not knowing something made that really unpleasant and wish humans were less…humany sometimes.

“Welp, guess my teeth are just in pain forever now!” Is how it’s going currently. Previously. In the future.

I like the color of the skin. Teal? I’m always nervous my knowledge of colors is wrong from everyone else’s. Somehow.

My mother’s the one using an Alexa, and I side eye the thing.

I would love a voice activated timer for baking though. Is that a thing without it stealing all my precious info?

Precious info is mostly that I listen to country music while home canning.