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Cake day: September 13th, 2023

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  • I’m just going to tell you something very important today. You know, we’ve all heard about impeachment, right? People talk about it all the time, but let me tell you—nobody knows impeachment like I do, okay?

    I’ve been impeached not once, not twice, but three times. That’s right. Three times, folks. And you know what? Nobody else has been impeached more times than me. Believe me.

    It’s an incredible record, a huge record. People are talking about it everywhere. They say, “Donald, you’re amazing, you’re a winner!” And you know what? They’re right. Who else has had such a remarkable impact? I’ve made history. Some people, some really great people, say it’s the most impressive thing anyone’s ever done in politics. I didn’t just get impeached once, or even twice—no, I did it three times, folks. Unbelievable.

    And, you know, there were a lot of people who tried to bring me down, but they couldn’t do it. They tried, but I stood strong. Stronger than anyone thought. They couldn’t break me. No one could break me. It’s a testament to how tough I am. The greatest toughness, folks.

    Let me tell you, other politicians, they wish they had that kind of resilience. They wish they could say, “I was impeached three times and survived!” But they can’t. Only one man, only one—Donald J. Trump—has done it. And it’s amazing. It’s absolutely amazing.

    So when you hear people talk about impeachment, just remember—no one, and I mean no one, has done it like me. And I did it better than anyone ever could. Big league. Thank you, thank you very much.