SkaveRat

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I want to have a phone that I have to wrangle-fold like an old paper map

I’m confused why this is even a question that needs to be answered.

We need renewables and carbon capture to even have a slight chance of having a barely livable planet.

There’s no single solution out there that fixes things

okc was pretty great back in the day

Furries just use barq instead

Prepare for a lot of furry scat porn in your inbox.

Oh thank god it was just a joke

for now

Couldn’t even pay for twitter himself, that broke ass

you mean “police needs to buy more cybertrucks, so they always have a bunch of spares when they break down due to a puddle”

Installing Opera Mini on my Moto Razr and using it to surf the “real” web (instead of some weird wap version) felt so futuristic. It was amazing

you’ll just make the AI scottish

while funny, it would cause me so many headaches either directly or indirectly that is completely cancels out