Safety eject option locked until subscription is paid. “911. I have a dildo shoved in my ass and my safety eject subscription ran out. Please help!” you know, it sounds crazy and like this could never happen but I say it’s just crazy enough it will happen. Look at who the American president is. That’s all the proof you need.

I’d love to see them put that on the big black dildo I purchase each year. Try me!

Just wait until they can figure out how to do this to physical items. How? Idfk bro what am I a rocket appliance?

It’s app based. I found it on Google Play.

Not sure but i support them for trying. Maybe leave a review and ask the dev to change it.

I’ve downloaded the app and left a five star rating. The app works great! Please show support to this developer ❤️

Little do you know Nintendo is in cahoots with Big Orthopedic.

In the words of a wise yellow character HA HA