First thing I’m doing when I buy a new car is ripping out the internet antennas.

My specs for a car are simple. You drive me to and from either work, or the grocery store. Nothing else.
Equipment that can’t perform to spec gets replaced. Equipment that won’t perform to spec gets abused until it will, or it can’t.

Yeah, and? They can suck on my left nut if they don’t like my criticism.
Besides, my family has been here since the start of the nation. Where are they going to deport me to, Plymouth rock?

Please do. But keep in mind, when I invariably get jump-scared by your infotainment system and crack my head on the car ceiling, I’m going to turn your revenue stream into my personal early retirement pension.

I wonder if it would be more effective to drive traffic away from xitter by instead posting partial text, followed by a segment that says “continued on [insert other social media post] here”.