I had an old htc vertical folder with a leather cased keyboard. If I had a version of that with modern hardware, that would be my jam.

Checks notes, that’s not what happened, no. Tons of phones had/have keyboards.

You just don’t know what it is beyond memes.

That is not a reasonable assertion at all. AI is being used in more ways than what is being described in your rage-bait media diet. “AI is pointless and it sucks” is a blatantly ignorant statement.